Air Diet:
And just when we thought the world has enjoyed all the heights of craziness and finally is the time to return back to sane habits, Boom! We stand here face to face with yet another insane and completely illogical concept of “Air Diet”.
Sponsored and promoted by none other than Dolce and Gabbana, of course, how can the media and fashion industry ever disappoint us when we are discussing insane and stupid practices?
Well of course we are here to get deep into the concept of “Air Diet” and rip apart its foundations
But before that let’s just give it a chance to defend itself.
What is the Air diet:
This is a french idea of spirituality also known as L’air Fooding. From our understanding we found out that the Air diet is basically a practice of eating, yeap you guessed it right, NOTHING!
Oops! so does that mean Air diet is just a synonym for Starvation?
Hell no! It is just another name for breatharianism ( a practice of eating what you breathe)Yeap so now is the right time to become a breatharian and abandon all sorts of food by starting to live on air, solar rays and the energies of nature around you.
If that doesn’t mean starving yourself well what else does?
What a unique concept isn’t it, how genius or insane (if by any miracle you survive this diet you’ll get plenty of time to decide whether genius or insane, but for now we’ll go with the latter.)
The idea itself has been taken from the Hindu belief system where Yogis spend hours in a form of meditation where they absorb PRANA ( the natural energy to boost their openness towards nature)
And then some high on air french people took it to yet another level completely departing from the logical and ethical contexts of the Hindu belief system making it unreasonable and impossible for any sane and normal man to follow.
Considering that people have actually died following this weight loss plan, we’d say its promotion and calling it a diet is the biggest concern of all.
How it Works:
Ever pretended to trick your dinner hosts that you are eating horrible soup when actually you are not even letting the spoon touch your mouth?
That is the simplest interpretation of the Air diet except that the dinner host here is your brain you are trying to trick.
So you follow all the steps involved in eating food except for actually eating it. Eg if you have a piece of steak you will put it on your plate, take it to the dining table, use a fork and a knife to cut it, bring it to your mouth, stop a few centimetres from your mouth, and imagine eating it, follow all the chewing movements and then put the bite back into the plate.
All you are allowed to actually consume is a concoction of water and salt which the breatharians call “Soup”.
What we couldn’t understand is why to actually waste a whole piece of steak when you don’t have to eat it really. If your brain is idiot enough to fall into a trap of fake chewing movements well we are sure it will be dumb enough to not understand any difference between a real steak and a steak painted on a piece of paper.
So If you have any plans for following this diet plan, please choose fake eating fake food and leave the real deal for people who are sane enough to value it.
Why should You Avoid it:
Simply because it is insane, unrealistic, and above all stupid.
How can you live on air and if you can why are the countries suffering femine and starvation not following this concept? That is because this is not possible.
So unless you want to have severe eating disorders, starvation, unhealthy relationship and fear of food, binge eating and severe regain of weight, in short follow this plan only if you want to die a conscious, slow, and painful death.
This is just the right plan for slow suicide.
In case you are wondering what is the exercise plan to follow with it?
It is fake lifting the fork and fake chewing the imaginary food because as you can tell, these movements themselves are a workout when all you live on is water and salt mixture.
So don’t bother doing any other stuff because that will only spoil your bright plans for a SLOW death.
Takeaways:
Ironic enough, although takeaways and any sort of fast food are as bad as the devil itself when you are a breatharian or even planning to be one,
but we being sane people have to gift you something to end it all on a bright optimistic note.
Here is our little piece of advice,
Don’t do it. We repeat DON’T DO IT.
You only live once and Food is a basic necessity of life, so if you are privileged enough to have it on your table consider it a blessing of the almighty and don’t ever plan to abandon it.
There are people in the world who are starving and would give anything for a freshly baked loaf of bread on their tables so don’t mock their misery by promoting any such trend.